Lindsay Lohan is Starting to Fall Apart

By James Sheldon on October 13th, 2011

I’m not really into gossip–it quickly becomes offensive–but it’s hard to see someone who has gone from Starlet Darling to Disheveled Dump and not say anything about.

We’re all aware of the mess that Lindsay Lohan has become. Many don’t care. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t. I genuinely do. It’s difficult to sit by and watch this poor girl trash her very being. We’ve seen bad ones before, but man, it’s seriously getting worse and worse and worse.

Last night, Lindsay showed up at the premier of THQ’s “Saints Row: The Third.” She walked the red carpet, a semblance of who she once was, waved a frightfully, bloated looking hand covered in what looked like nail polish and God knows what else, then flashed her sandy browns for the camera.

Seriously. This is a problem. Does this girl not have one real friend in the entire world?

How do you allow someone to spiral out of control like this? I believe the state possesses some responsibility by not keeping her behind bars and literally forcing her to get clean and sober.

Sure, people make their own decisions, but c’mon…this is ridiculous. Her teeth are starting to rot. Either that or she has opted for smokeless tobacco and is working an angle to be the new face of Skoal.

This is really sad. The classic look of a meth/crack/cocaine addict/bulimic on the girl from the remake of the Parent Trap.

Comments

  1. scallywag

    October 13th, 2011 - 9:33:21 PM

    Kids, look deeply past the recesses and the mountain wedges and somewhere past the vast gullies and the dilated nostrils you will notice a floating crack pipe, a champagne cork and the supple smear of last nights R rated behavior. http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/10/its-time-to-find-out-which-a-grade-celebrity-whore-these-teeth-belong-to/

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