This is truly a day the Lord has made good, I write, clad only in my boxers and my six-inch furry heels.
Courtney Stodden is unfortunately going to be the next reality starlet shoved down our throats — because she is in a unique position where she is the most well-known 16-year-old to marry a 53-year-old. Granted stuff like this is happening all around the world right now, but those 53-year-olds in those other countries didn’t have a minor arc in Lost, also those 16-year olds don’t pretend that they record country music and still manage to look like a 50-year-old train-wrecks. So gorgeous. Those songs don’t get you a show, on what we can safely presume will be VH1 or a similar network.
She also has the bad habit of posing scantily clad — not a problem if you’re of age in the authorities deem as something that’s completely appropriate, more of an oddity and sign of massive internal trauma when you’re only 17. Her Facebook account was deleted after posing racy pictures that Mark Zuckerberg probably had personal problems with. So what we can do what we can do without the latest fame hungry celebrity gossip subject?
Live our lives, I guess. Until she gets her Facebook back.