What? He’s doing what? They can be allowed….that’s legal? How is this possible?
Joe the plumber, a one-time almost affable campaign sob story and for some reason political figure — because were at THAT nadir, has announced he’s going to make a Congressional run. Now I’m not saying people in Congress don’t really work hard — because they don’t. What I am saying is at least give them the little bit of respect they deserve, that their job can’t be done by a currently unemployed ex-plumber. Give them that bit of respect, would you? In papers filed in court today, Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher decided that he was going to run for higher office in Cleveland Ohio’s ninth district. This will prompt a bunch of late-night jokes, provided that the collective consciousness still knows who Joe the Plumber is.
Here are some samples.
Well, he knows how to work with turds already.
If there’s one man who can unblock Congress, it’s Joe the Plumber.
His campaign slogan? No more BS. Only human.
He can fix the cesspool of Washington. He knows cesspools.
If you want a friend in Congress, look no further than your toilet.
It really is sad people’s lives can change with minimum media exposure, and then get them an overinflated sense of self-importance, but good luck in government service, Joe.
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