The new iPhone is here. That’s right. Prepare your hearts and wallets — the new iPhone is here.
It’s not the iPhone 5, though – you’ll have to hold off buying that for another year, just in time for the world to end in December. Apple is not run by fools. They want to make as much money as they possibly can before the sun burns out of fuel and the world is overrun by the undead. Their plan? Before they release the iPhone 5, release an upgraded iPhone 4 – the 4s, which has a number of features under the hood that make it enticing. The overriding consensus?
1. You can talk to it.
Voice recognition technology hasn’t progressed that far – you can’t have a computer listening to you talk and have it understand what you’re saying. Now you can, with the new tech inside of Apple – Siri – you can talk to your device, and it will act accordingly. Oh, man. I can already see the flood of hilarious apps that users are going to program with things you can say to your iPhone. (Read: talking dirty.)
2. It looks pretty.
There are updated chips, and a 1080p video-camera. Additionally, there’s the cloud, which lets you access all of your things wirelessly. (So you can talk dirty.)
3. People are pissed.
They were expecting the iPhone 5. Instead they got another updated iPhone that I’m sure people will still line up around the block for. (And talk dirty to each other.)
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