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Have you ever wanted to engage in vigorous physical activity with a girl who is attractive? I bet you have. I bet that you want to do that every night and every day, unfortunately you can’t but now you can pay a service to hire hot girls to run wi [...]
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You might've seen quite a sight on the east coast over the weekend -- hundreds of slutty zombies running for the cover of something warm. It was Halloween weekend, but more importantly, it was time to witness climate change firsthand.Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment
We all knew this day was coming from noted professional and vacuous waste of space Kim Kardashian -- she's going to get divorced after a whopping 3 months of marriage to Kris Humphries. 3 months of marriage. You know who could stay married for 3 mon [...]

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We needed somebody to come and make fun of the never-ending line of terrible reality shows being pumped out of networks like MTV - and finally we have those people, even though those people are transplants from the mid-90's. All hail Beavis and Butt [...]
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