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  1. Lion King Wins The Weekend

    Lion King Wins The Weekend

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    What’s mightier, a gosling or a lion? This weekend proved the answer.
  2. Journey’s Guitarist Is Still Stealing Women

    Journey’s Guitarist Is Still Stealing Women

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    LOVIN’ A MUSIC MAN AIN’T ALWAYS WHAT IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE. Apparently Journey is still capable of breaking up marriages. Like they were able to do so many times in the 70’s and 80’s whilst on tour.
  3. Interscope Records Will Provide You With Cocaine

    Interscope Records Will Provide You With Cocaine

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Is anybody surprised that a record label would supplement their artists with narcotics? Anybody? If you are, you don’t know how the music industry works
  4. Lindsay Lohan Assaults People At Fashion Week

    Lindsay Lohan Assaults People At Fashion Week

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments

    Guys, she’s doing what she was born to do. This is the path that she’s been going down since day one – to become the same kind of gutter trash as her parents. Lindsay Lohan assaulted people at Fashion Week.
  5. Two Guys From Denver Play “Weekend at Bernie’s”

    Two Guys From Denver Play “Weekend at Bernie’s”

    Posted by James Sheldon – Leave A Comment

    One of the weirdest stories you've ever heard...
  6. Newscaster Mocks The Kardashians, Becomes Overnight Hero

    Newscaster Mocks The Kardashians, Becomes Overnight Hero

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Everyone wishes that they could make fun of the Kardashians to their face. Unfortunately, they've somehow managed to corral themselves untold amounts of media influence, so nobody has the balls to do it -- even Joel McHale has been neutered by his n [...]
  7. Apple Juice is a Risky Beverage According to Dr. Oz

    Apple Juice is a Risky Beverage According to Dr. Oz

    Posted by James Sheldon – Leave A Comment

    Dr. Oz is going to do a follow up on apple juice on his September 21st show. Thank goodness. I know I wouldn't dare enjoy the deliciousness of apple juice without the nod from a celebrity doctor.
  8. Netflix Subscribers are Bailing for Blockbuster

    Netflix Subscribers are Bailing for Blockbuster

    Posted by James Sheldon – 1 Comment

    This is all we need. A renewed spar between Netflix and Blockbuster.
  9. Scarlett Johansson’s Nude Pics Leak To The Web (NSFW)

    Scarlett Johansson’s Nude Pics Leak To The Web (NSFW)

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 3 Comments

    Oh sweet day of days. The moment you've been waiting for has finally come at the Internet, face-first. Scarlett Johannson naked.
  10. Brian Urlacher’s Mom Passes — Takes Self Off Bears’ Roster

    Brian Urlacher’s Mom Passes — Takes Self Off Bears’ Roster

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

    Bear down, Chicago Bears. Chicago is mourning for one of it's own -- Brian Urlacher's mom.

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