Holly Madison, you still manage to find ways to sneak yourself into relevancy. You old dog, you.
Remember Holly Madison? It seems like so many years ago, but there used to be a show called ‘The Girls Next Door’ that profile Hugh Hefner’s shockingly drab and mundane life – where he lived in a dusty old mansion with a bunch of platinum blondes that barely get paid more than entry-level secretary’s salaries. Unless they appeared on camera. She used to be Hef’s main squeeze – trying desperately to convince him to have a baby with her, but then it ended. And he moved on to Crystal Harris, who dumped him.
But Holly Madison is hiding an important secret. A secret that is hilarious and unnecessary. She’s apparently insured her breasts for a million dollars. Which means, if she has any of the other problems Playmates typically have, including implants that harden or burst, or she winds up killing a man, or needs them replaced – wait a minute. Her breasts aren’t technically real. Did she insure the skin or the 10,000 dollar implants that she put in them?
If they’re the implants, she is way overestimating.
Nothing Criss Angel and Hugh Hefner have touched mutually and sexually is worth a million dollars.
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