Well, well, well…
I suppose many will argue that they saw this coming…a decade ago. Isn’t that how long they’ve been married? No? Six years? Well, it seems like it has been a decade. All fingers are pointing toward the Kutch as the guilty party. Obviously the model turned actor turned mogul has a sweet spot for other ladies in his life playing the role of one-night-only wife. Yeah, yeah. Gossip, gossip.
I think we’ve discovered the real reason that the entertainment superpower, Ashton Kutcher, scored his role on Two and a Half Men. If the claims about his infidelity are true, he’s got real Charlie Sheen potential.
Honestly, when he hitched himself to Moore, Demi was 42, now she’s 48. Clearly the thought gives Kutch the hibby-jibbies, regardless of how tasty Demi looks when she’s all done up and beautified.
The magic number in this divorce is supposedly $280 million. Two Hundred…Eighty Million Dollars. Really? People liked Punk’d that much? I really don’t get it, but I hope Bruce and Demi can get back together and make another run of it. They were a much more enjoyable power couple than Demi and Ashton. Oh, wait. I don’t…really…care…
And then, it could all be a stack of rumors. Rumors that these two have lived apart for months–of course they have, Kutch is always gallivanting all over creation for work. The claim that he cheats on her all the time–where are all these purported mistresses? Has he paid them that much hush money?
I suppose all signs point toward to the dissolution of this marriage. Moore looking like a stick, unhealthy, and Kutcher buying a trailer that basically allows him to live on the WB lot, it seems these two are going to go their separate ways. But then…they’re both wearing their rings, and are still occasionally appearing together…dodging these rumors…oh, wait. I don’t…really…care…
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