Thank goodness for crazy women giving dating advice — it makes it so much easier for the rest of us running around.
Patti Stanger is supposedly a world-class matchmaker, descended from lines of other world-class matchmakers. In reality she’s a 50-year-old hag who’s been unable to hold down a man and have the baby…which is her dream, because she’s been too busy running around on television to make that happen. You might’ve seen her show Millionaire Matchmaker where she gives hilarious advice to single women and men and her face slowly gets altered by more and more surgery. This time she’s gone after the gays. In a recent interview on Bravo she talked about how gay people don’t want to get in committed monogamous relationships and that New York single women are smart business but dumb in love it. So they should dumb themselves down for their man. As a man this is hilarious. I mean — we don’t even need to be picking at you and telling you bad things to make you women neurotic, you have one your own doing it already.
Here’s a bit of advice good advice. You need to dumb yourself down for a man that man is not worth your time. And if you take any kind of referrels or advice from Patti Stanger…that’s not how to apply pounds and pounds of foundation, you’re living life wrong.
Also, she said Jewish men lie. She’s based in New York. And starved for publicity.
