Facebook Changes Draw Ire Of Complainers Everywhere

By Mark Lorenz on September 23rd, 2011

Jesus Christ, people. Would you stop?

With the yelling and shouting and the seizure having over Facebook’s new changes — if you’re going to have freak out about a piece of arbitrary social networking, just don’t use it anywhere. Nobody cares about your puppies. Complaining about a service on that service gives them money. It’s like the people who constantly complain about having their balls touched at an airport and then can’t stop flying. That’s how ridiculous it is.

Facebook, the world’s most profitable entity in history invented by a dude-bro, apparently has gone through some major changes this week. Most notably? They put another smaller Facebook hiding in the Facebook, and changed the newsfeeds. They’re making it look more like a newspaper so they can sell you more delicious advertising — quite frankly I’m shocked. I am appalled. I am amazed…I’m still on Facebook — really all it is an excuse to post pictures of your cats talk about life while they steal your personal data and try to sell you things. Had ever known anybody who bought anything off of Facebook? Those people have shopping problems. Also announced this week — system integration with Netflix and other streaming entertainment services. Really, what they’re trying to do is make one website where you can get your narcissism in one stream that you can inject into your eyes.