Hugh Jackman is a paragon of manliness in an industry so desperate for leading men, they cast Ryan Reynolds as two different superheros. You might ask yourself how many, but Jackman would punch you for asking too many questions.
Jackman has the precarious duty of promoting a movie that features boxing robots in IMAX. Ask yourself, what other actor in history had to promote a movie about robots who box each other – literally the cinematic adaptation of Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots. Name one other actor in history that had to pretend to be excited about that and did as good of a job as Hugh Jackman. The promotional powers that be decided that Jackman should go to the WWE as a guest star and interfere with matches – they didn’t count on the fact that Hugh Jackman has had good practice hitting people, and apparently fractured the JAW of a wrestler.
Watch the hit. You can hear it connect, see the wrestler’s head snap back, and see him fall to the canvas.
If we could pay Hugh Jackman to just clap everybody in the head, it’d be a much more entertaining wrestling federation. Also, way to terrorize dude on steroids, you dreamy, long-limbed Australian.
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