LOVIN’ A MUSIC MAN AIN’T ALWAYS WHAT IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE. Apparently Journey is still capable of breaking up marriages. Like they were able to do so many times in the 70’s and 80’s whilst on tour.
If you’ve ever watched an episode of The Real Housewives of Washington D.C., you’re probably annoying and more into reality television than someone should be. But if you’ve seen the show, you’d know that there’s a couple of attention whore who do things like break into the White House to crash a party for publicity, seemingly spend money they don’t have, and arrange for ornate grabs at publicity to try to cement their personas as god knows what. Stars? Annoying people in the public eye?
Their latest attempt happened when Michaele Salahi’s husband – the most creepy and least manly looking person in the world, reported that his wife had been kidnapped. Turns out she had just run away with Journey’s guitarist, Neal Schon. Which means Journey’s guitarist won’t just melt your face with the power of his rock, he’ll kidnap your wife and won’t give a rats ass about your feelings.
Looks like the couple might have to go their….separate ways? (tomatoes thrown, dragged off the stage with a sheperd’s crook)
Included is a clip of Journey stealing all your girlfriends.
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