Everyone wishes that they could make fun of the Kardashians to their face. Unfortunately, they’ve somehow managed to corral themselves untold amounts of media influence, so nobody has the balls to do it — even Joel McHale has been neutered by his network.
Unless you are related to them, as evidenced by Rob Kardashian calling his sister a whore on KUWTK. Or a no-name reporter in Philadelphia, who overnight, became an Internet celebrity after mocking their appearance promoting god knows what they promote.
What’s his name? Who cares. (Mike Jerrick) All I know is that it’d do yourself well to get impregnated by this man. He clearly has the giant steel balls — the one thing you need to possess to truly make things happen in life. After the Kardashians were on promoting their line, our mystery hero went to town making fun of their goofy shoulderpads, and the fact that they speak like they’re still fourteen.
Philadelphia should really take advantage of this with their tourism board. If the newscasters are this ballsy, who knows what the ordinary people are like. Probably goddamn warriors. Colossuses of individuals. Who are simultaneously enviable and irreplaceable. Enjoy the clip. I feel like the Kardashian’s downward slideand backlash is about to start rolling down like the inevitable snowball of fame.
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