If there’s any time where I’d support an alien invasion, it’s during the Miss Universe pageant. First of all, scared girls are hilarious, especially when their limbs are long and flaily. And secondly, there may be a woman hotter hiding in the Universe. But for now, Angola takes the honors.
Most citizens of the USA probably can’t find Angola on a map, but if most of their citizens look like Leila Lopez, I’m booking a vacation ticket right now to spend the rest of my life in Angola. Because wow. Jesus christ, that woman is gorgeous. She’s prettier than 100% of Hollywood starlets, and probably more well-read. I’m really happy that for the last few years, most of the Miss Universes have been from different ethnic backgrounds — reflecting that white people don’t rule the Universe, no matter how much they think that they do. What was Leila’s selling point at Miss Universe? She plans to work on HIV prevention advocacy worldwide — a cause that more people need to get behind. I’m very happy with this — then again, I’d be happy just looking at print-outs of Miss Universe. Somebody make me a cardboard cut-out, I finally have a date to the movies.
Congrats to the lovely Leila, and Angola. This marks the first time the country has brought home a Miss Universe.
Yeah we do.