If you’ve got the Bieber fever, chances are you need to fan your ovaries until they’re cooled and never again look at a lady with a short haircut for feat that you’ll relapse. Also, just wait a few years – because he’ll wife you.
The internet is afluttering with the news that Biebs is a family man who wants to be married – by his own admission – once he reaches the ripe old age of 25. That’s what people do when they reach 25, they get married, settle down and have families. I fully support this idea because by the age of 25, Biebs will be at a point where nobody cares about him anymore other than the people eagerly awaiting his reunion tour. Seriously, can you imagine a 5’5” womany-looking Canadian dude weathering out the fact that most of his fan-base can turn with a single bad piercing at a Claire’s?
It’s not going to happen. So by all means, plan out your lavish ultra-wedding preparations in your teenage years. You’ll probably be coasting in your twenties. Just ask the Jonas Brothers, if anybody can remember their names.
Groucho, Daniel, and Jonah? Who knows?
Nobody who has a job, that’s for sure. Keep it up, Biebs.
Comments
roxxxx
September 11th, 2011 - 2:40:21 PM
i love jonas!! this is a stupid site
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Edgar
September 14th, 2011 - 12:00:44 AM
I thought that this was a news website for MEN.
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