Sometimes alternative medicine gives us hoity-toity cures that are had to maintain over long stretches, or even harder to comprehend why they’d help somebody. But this is a cure that EVERYONE can get behind – bathing in beer.
Yes, that delicious malt that does things like fracture families and makes us punch people out at slow-moving baseball games. Beer. That rite of passage that everyone from men to small European children imbibe in is now being hailed for the healing properties it possesses. People are being encouraged to bathe in beer as a cure-all for what ails them. I once bathed in beer – all you need to do is irritate drunk people standing on levels higher than you. Call them names, irritate them, their first order of business will be dousing you in sweet, sweet hops.
But in Ukraine sanatoriums aren’t places where people go with a crew to detect unruly spirits – they are places where people come to bathe in beer. According to the Medobory Sanitorium, bathing in beer helps your digestive system, makes your skin shine, and silences the demons that are shouting in your head for arson.
It will also cure that thing you do where instead of calling your friends by their names, you yell the animal they most look like. So come to Ukraine! You’ll have punchdrunk fun.
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