In news that will make you cringe, there is a feud happening here in America. An epic feud the likes of which we will never see again, because all involved will probably keel over and die.
We have a problem with obesity in America – which is ridiculous because there are gyms everywhere, education about what food is good and bad for you, and a groundswell of restaurants wanting to ride the whole health-food wave. But as you probably have learned, there are people out there willing and enthusiastic to do the things no human being should drive themselves to – like force themselves to win the title of world’s fattest woman. Yeah. That probably takes work, but even if you win the title, you will lose. Nobody wins when somebody willfully decides to make themselves fat – except grocery stores. Restaurants, maybe. Butter manufacturers – but Susanne Eman, a 728-pound woman in Casa Grande is trying to make herself the heaviest ‘World’s Heaviest Woman’ by the time she’s 41. TRYING TO MAKE HERSELF.
Donna Simpson of Akron Ohio has the Guinness Record for being the heaviest woman to have kids – and thinks that Eman is trying to win herself publicity.
Ladies, after the dust settles, and we see which of you is the fattest – I still say we grind both of you up to feed people in prison.
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