Look, whether you like it or not, the vehicle you drive is a big part of your sexual makeup. Think birds with big flashy bright feathers, exploding honey bee testicles, monkeys striking poses, or turtles showing off how long their necks are. It’s all about attracting the ladies.
Every part of your ride matters, manufacturer, body style, type, color, engine, interior, rims and stereo. It’s your chance to show off what kind of a guy your are. Take McQueen, a super stud ladies man with wife (photo circa 1962). Are you a baller, a jock, geek, cowboy, hipster, eco freek, eruo trash, punk, biker, banker, rich douche bag? Now don’t look down on any of these profiles – everybody can be typified and put in a box and every single one of those types can get laid. The beat up volkswagen hipster crap box will take you and your lady to the concert and back for some sweat love beneath your vintage movie posters, the Aston Martin will take you and your blondie back from some crazy ass expensive sushi restaurant to your douche bag 5 star hotel in envious style.
The problem is fitting the right car to your personality. You gotta make it work, you can’t be a exploding testicle honey bee, but you can do your thing in an eco box and tell the ladies how much you love trees and west African cave bats. Now, we’re not saying you should pretend to love Naked Mole Rats – that’s nasty.
So if you’re searching for the right vehicle (a McLaren-MP4-12C as far as we’re concerned), it`s hard to know what to buy out of the hundreds of choices. The problem is easy if you just want consumer reports to tell you what to buy – but seriously no one wants that, that’s not cool. Car and driver, autoblog, etc. are all good, but they don’t really help you pile through all the options. Besides we’re all unique and we want random crap, like say my buddy who lives in the city but likes to head out to random surf locations: something small, easy to park and all wheel drive – basically a tiny offroader (here are some good options). The magazines can’t offer up that kind of personalized info.
We got turned on to CarSort, a new fan-dangled web startup that thinks picking cars sucks and wants to make it super easy. We agree and think their goal is noteworthy. Is it missing stuff? Yeah – no mclaren F1, Enzo, Z8, GT2, etc. – apparently is only new models and nothing super exotic at the moment, but we hear they’ll be adding everything in the future. Since most of us can’t buy a Bugatti Veyron Super Sport it still works and is surprisingly helpful.
So without too many details you basically go there and tell it crap you like and it instantly recommends vehicles that fit your needs. Also shows neat stuff like 0-60, skid pad performance and pulls quotes from popular auto magazines.
It’s fun and it answers questions like what cars have good mileage and good ground clearance (for those of us that love bush parties) or what are the smallest cars for for the hipster who likes to play things counter culture.
Check it out and in the comment et us know what you’re preferred ladies car is and why it works for you.
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