Recent Blogs

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   Harry Potter Fans Getting Scammed By Fake Pottermore

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   Maybe it's.....he who should not be named. I'm kidding. He's dead now. You'd know that if you watched the billion-grossing Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2.
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   Stock Market Tanks, Suffers Biggest Loss Since 2008

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   If you have any money in the stock market at all, re-evaluation may be in order. We've suffered our worst day since December in 2008.
3. 

   New Spiderman Is Half-Black, Half-Latino

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 4 Comments

   And half....uh, spider? I'm no good with fractions. Or superheroes, mostly. Mostly I'm good with drinking V8.
4. 

   New Laws To Keep Teachers From Friending Students On Facebook?

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   We should probably be using resources for more important things. Like constructing robots who can over-throw servers, thereby depriving America of its main industry.
5. 

   Alex Rodriguez Apparently Loves to Play Poker

   Posted by James Sheldon – Leave A Comment

   Was Alex Rodriguez gambling illegally while on the DL? MLB thinks it's worth investigating.
6. 

   Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Broke And In Hiding

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 3 Comments

   Did this surprise anybody? Really? I’m so, so happy for them.
7. 

   Matt Damon Defends Teachers, Slaps Reporter

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 4 Comments

   Everybody loves Matt Damon now.
8. 

   Heat Wave Has Claimed Lives of a Football Coach and Player

   Posted by James Sheldon – Leave A Comment

   The nationwide heat has claimed the lives of a football player and coach within the first few days of August practice.
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   Wacka Flocka Flame Arrested For Possession….Again.

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   I thought he was going to quit rap music – now might be a good time to do that. Because seriously, he adds nothing. Wacka Flocka Flame was arrested for possession of marijuana.
10. 

    Vladimir Putin Really Hates the United States

    Posted by James Sheldon – Leave A Comment

    Vladimir Putin states that the United States is a parasite on the global economy.

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