Recent Blogs

1. 

   Lil’ Wayne Hurts Self Skateboarding

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

   Lil' Wayne needs to stay inside or something – he's got money, he needs to stop hurting himself and getting himself into trouble having sex with sixteen year olds.
2. 

   January Jones Dissed by Mad Men Co-Star

   Posted by James Sheldon – 1 Comment

   Everything you already think about January Jones is reinforced by an 11 year old.
3. 

   Daredevil Falls to Death in Michigan Airshow (Watch)

   Posted by James Sheldon – 3 Comments

   Daredevil Todd Green was killed after wing-walking stunt went wrong.
4. 

   Nobody Went To The Movies This Weekend

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   Nobody cares about remakes, or things in superfluous 3D – especially headed into a new school year. The movies release this weekend have tanked.
5. 

   Conan’s Show In Trouble?

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   It would be so, so sad if our televisions didn’t feature Conan’s signature red hair and wacky characters – but the people at TBS are starting to be concerned.
6. 

   Lindsay Lohan To Sue Pitbull For Defamation

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments

   Lindsay Lohan is itching to stay culturally relevant in whatever way she possibly can – now taking her talents from the house of debt to the house of lawsuits – the courthouse. She’s suing Pitbull.
7. 

   PETA To Launch Porn Website

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   Really, PETA? Really? Does somebody need attention? Did somebody miss some hugs? You really want people to pay attention to your cause that badly?
8. 

   Nick Cage Still Ragin’ — Ghost Rider 2 Trailer Hits Web

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   The wind is in his hair, his skull is aflame, he’s dressed in black – everyone’s favorite homeless wizard is back to make sure your movie-going experience will be saved from the mundane.
9. 

   Mexican Girls Offering Up Virginity For Justin Bieber Tickets

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

   Bahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ay, dios mio. If you weren’t convinced that the world is in the weirdest state we’ve been in for a while, this will surely push you towards the direction of realizing it.
10. 

    Kim Kardashian And Shrek’s Brother To Wed Tomorrow

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    It will be such a blessed union in Duloc, where the woman who is a master at suppressing her body’s hair and natural inclination to be fat marries Lord Kris, master of the basketballs.

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