TI Released From Prison

By Mark Lorenz on August 31st, 2011

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Everyone’s favorite rapper who can’t stay out of trouble, TI, has been released from prison. How long until he goes back in? Start placing your bets.

TI was in a unique position of being on top of the charts for the last few years, then he suddenly decided to stockpile semi-automatic weapons for reasons that nobody can comprehend. Dude, you have a wife and kids. Rap music isn’t real – nobody’s actually a gangster. And if they were, they’d be too busy hustling on the streets and killing people to ever step in a recording studio. By some miracle, he was able not to get 10-15 years in prison, and instead got a year. Then he was released, caught with a variety of drugs, and thrown back in the slammer.

Now he’s out, and already shooting a reality show, ostensibly to create buzz for whatever album he’s going to try to drop later, to air on VH1. Oh, really, TI? You a VH1 gangsta now?

He gets the most votes from me for being the dumbest rapper alive. You don’t need to horde guns and drugs when you’re on parole OR EVEN when you’re rich. That’s what people do who AREN’T in your position.

Good luck getting your buzz back, TI.