It’s always been a little suspect that Chelsea Handler has a reputation for being a party animal and NOBODY’S seem her do party-oriented things except for the stories she mentions in her largely fabricated books. Well, hold onto your pearls.
Because she’s actually a party animal. A giant party animal. You might’ve suspected that, with the way she clings to rich dudes and her inability to form jokes with actual punchlines, but according to recent gossip that has come out, she was kicked out of a party last week for doing cocaine in the bathroom with a man wearing gold shoes. Wait, that sounds like a complete fabrication. A man with gold shoes distributing cocaine in the bathroom? What better mechanism to tip off police than the fact your footwear is reflective and can probably broadcast what everyone’s doing?
I’d like to think this report isn’t true, but Chelsea Handler’s doing something to make herself look like she’s 80. Instead of hiring her back this year, the MTV VMA’s went with no host/Kevin Hart as a last minute replacement.
What’s your secret Chelsea Handler? How do you stay so upwardly mobile without a sliver of comedic talent?
‘I do cocaine….with men with gold shoes.’
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