Beyonce is with a baby. Baby-beyonce. Beyoncebaby. Whatever.
The announcement was highlighted at this week’s VMA’s where Beyonce highlighted her pregnant stomach after a riveting performance of thrashing around onstage and singing a song that she probably plagiarized from someone else. What else can you expect? She’s Beyonce. She’s got a great voice, but the one album she actually didn’t rely on her production team to pump out hit singles – is not a good one. Four is not a good album.
Nobody really cares, though, as the news of Beyonce’s baby was the most WIDELY TWEETED NEWS THIS YEAR. More people tweeted about Beybeyonce than Osama Bin Laden, the market crashing, international revolutions, more people tweeted about Beyonce’s baby. Which means a couple of things…
There’s no better indicator of where we’re at as a culture, when the baby of two rich people is more prominently featured than revolutions in Iran, Egypt, and Syria. Her VMA performance and announcement were finally enough to push ‘Love On Top’ into the realm of a hit single, one which was sorely needed. She’s got the best publicity team in the biz.
So congratulations, baby of Beyonce and Jay-Z. You will want for nothing. Here’s hoping he comes out looking like his mother. No matter what, the kid will be weird-looking.
My prediction? It will be a girl. And it will look exactly like Jay-Z. So you’ll be all, ‘Well, that baby’s got the best life ever….but there’s that thing.’
Congrats to the couple.
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