Lil’ Wayne Hurts Self Skateboarding

By Mark Lorenz on August 23rd, 2011

Lil’ Wayne needs to stay inside or something – he’s got money, he needs to stop hurting himself and getting himself into trouble and having sex with sixteen-year olds.

Inexplicably, this year Lil’ Wayne has had a few hit singles, despite not being able to work with the same quality producers that helped him put out Tha Carter III, his last album that sold a million copies in a week. He wasn’t able to work with those producers, because he never paid them for their contributions, a tactic that Cash Money records seems to be utilizing to their own benefit – nonetheless, Tha Carter IV is going to come out next month. Should bode well for Wayne, correct?

Wrong. In the last two weeks, Wayne’s had a party attacked by pepper spray, been put on blast for smoking weed and sleeping with a sixteen-year old girl in Canada, and now he’s busted his head on a skate park. Supposedly he had to go to the emergency room to get stitches to block up the flow of blood and flows right from his head.

So we can put skateboarding along with electric guitar on the list of things Wayne should stop before he hurts himself.