Really, PETA? Really? Does somebody need attention? Did somebody miss some hugs? You really want people to pay attention to your cause that badly?
PETA is an organization that gets your attention by posting up pictures of dead animals, crying about things like how milk is used for ice cream – advocating that humans use their own breast milk – generally being insane. Fortunately, they have a lot of support from people who care more about animals than humans – which boggles the mind. Now they’re going to open a porn website – which will probably shock you. Their intent is to lace the human sexuality of porn with shocking images to get people convinced that animal cruelty is bad.
So really, they’re going to turn on a bunch of people who enjoy watching animals get abused or who like titties. Really. They’re going to create a bunch of tiny Eli Roths running around masturbating furiously, then getting confused about seeing tortured animals.
You can make jokes about choking the chicken, beating the meat – all the meat related masturbation comparisons. I think after you see a PETA porn website, you’ll never get a hard-on again. You’ll never want to have sex.
So congratulations to PETA.
