He needed to feed. Seriously. When the cops arrested him, he screamed at them that he must be restrained because he needed to feed! If it ended like that, it had to begin in a far more psychotic episode. And it did.
Lyle Monroe Bensley, a 19 year old from Galveston, Texas, broke into the house of a random woman, whom he attacked, dragged down the hall, hissed and growled at her then warned her that he needed to feed before attempting to bite her neck.
I know a lot of chicks who are into this. Seriously. Just wait until the midnight line-up for the next Twilight POS–you’ll pick up what I’m laying down. Or in the interim, check out Jamie Gertz in The Lost Boys. This Texas woman, however…not so much.
She escaped the grasp of Nosferatu as he tried to drag her out of the residence, then she high-tailed it next door, taking refuge in a neighbor’s car.
The police were contacted, and the douche bag was still around when they got there–he was standing in a parking lot wearing only his boxer shorts.
I mean seriously. What kind of crappy vampire gets caught by the cops? Apparently one who is weak and needs to feed. When the cops arrived and arrested Bensley, he revealed that he was a 500 year old vampire–this of course, was before he begged for their restraint because he wanted to feed on them as well.


















Comments
Lothar Loc'Nar
August 18th, 2011 - 10:31:42 PM
LMAO..He can't be a vampire his earings aren't silver and the holes would grow over. Also I assume he claims he was embraced;but will he say who it was? He don't have fangs! He is just a laughing stock and a mere human with a need for attention.
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