Rebecca Black is an angel. How can you make fun of her? She’s a brown-haired, overachieving angel, and everyone’s just jealous of her talent.
Black’s parents have made an executive decision to take the wanna-be pop star out of her school, reportedly because bullies smelled her blood in the water, then circled and struck when the going was good. How horrific. How terrifying. What could possibly have been the motivating factor to push the up-and-coming chanteuse out of school and into the safe milieu of her mother’s home-schooling? What sort of perfidious, insidious things do you think kids were saying at her?
They must’ve been smearing pigs blood and honey on her, then pushing her outside and tying her to the football field to attract ravenous insects. They must be forcing her to spend eight-ten hours a day in her locker. They must be making her life so uncomfortable that loathing the thought of going to school is the first priority in her daily routine.
What were they reportedly doing? According to Black, they were, ‘Asking me what day it was, and singing the song at me all nasally.’
That’s it? Buck up, kiddo. Judging by your performance on America’s Got Talent slings and arrows will be coming at you from every direction, not just from your peers.
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James
August 12th, 2011 - 11:14:59 AM
Sometimes I wish the Internet would explode. Or implode. Just cease to be.
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James
August 12th, 2011 - 11:15:48 AM
Allow me to clarify... when I see people like Rebecca Black... I sometimes wish......
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