Nipple slips are half of the reason anybody watches figure skating or gymnastics. Unfortunately, they don’t happen as often as we like.
Fortunately, there are people like Nicki Minaj that will do us the service of distracting us from what they consider their art by showing us their boobs. More entertainers need to do that – you’re not fooling anyone. The reason people are half-way invested in Katy Perry or Nicki Minaj is because they have assets to distract them from the horrible noises their mouths make during the periods where they’re not sleeping.
Nicki Minaj went on Good Morning America this weekend to perform her hit songs, and thankfully for a majority of her set – her nipple decided to poke out through her shirt to say hello to the audience. Of millions of people watching at home. Whilst wearing a blown out wig and outfits befitting of a Barbie on Adderall.
I have no words. The words you typically refer this to is ‘Wardrobe Malfunction’. But Jesus, what a field day for whatever parental organizations get offended by nipples. Does anybody else see the irony in parental organizations being offended by nipples?
ABC won’t re-air the concert. But you probably wish they will. How fake do your boobs have to be for you to not realize they’re hanging out?
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