That’s right. An almost 70-year-old woman has a better body than you. I bet you feel pretty silly about that, don’t you? I bet you’re high-tailing it to the gym even as you read this.
Helen Mirren has the best body in the world, according to an LA Fitness poll of people who are obviously well-informed with impeccable taste. Seriously. She could still get it, and she’s 67. And still taking her clothes off in movies. You know how hard it is to get someone who’s in their 20’s or 30’s to take off their clothes in front of the camera without being self-contscious? Imagine taking on 40 years to that and still having the balls to get your kit off. You get the idea. Best body in the world. The second best body in the world?
Apparently it belongs to Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer freaking Lopez. Are you high? Over all the women in the world? I can understand giving it to Helen Mirren – she’s still banging for her age, but Jennifer Lopez?
You couldn’t have picked a model? Someone who’s been relevant for the last ten years.
Whatever, LA Fitness. Only half of your poll is credible. 2,000 people were surveyed. Kate Winslet placed third.
…alright, maybe not so credible.
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