Nobody cares. Nobody. Except for legions of women or people who realize what a train-wreck The Bachelorette is.
If you’ve never gotten a whiff of ABC’s hits The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, you should re-invest your time. Because they are by far the funniest comedies to air on TV, next to Louie – and anyone who watches the shows seriously or who doesn’t realize the intrinsic ridiculousness needs a polite pat on the head. This season, Ashely Hebert, a woman who is ordinary in everything got played by an entire group of men. I have never seen more people uninterested in winning a reality competition – which speaks to how insufferable she must be as a person. Thankfully, they had a guy named Bentley come on the show and pretend to like her, get her to fall for him, and then peace out – the process of which enraged millions of women and demonstrated what men do typically on a daily basis.
Then there was the matter of other contestants who were far less interested in her than the option of Emily from The Bachelor – a stunning blonde with a backstory that was milked as hard as possible by the producers. Ashley wound up going with JP.
But congratulations to the happy couple – may you make the most utterly boring children people can have.