Larry Flynt. Talk about definitive class. That guy. Of all the dudes in wheelchairs, he may only rank behind Professor X.
Every time I see Larry Flynt I think of Melquiades Estrada’s corpse from 2005′s independent gold, The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada. Why is that?
Larry Flynt has offered Casey Anthony $500,000 to do a nude spread in Hustler. Not only has he offered her the 500k guaranteed, but he is also offering her 10 percent of the issues sales–this could equate to a pretty ridiculous sum.
Don’t forget about every female psycho who would buy the issue to attack it with a red Sharpie, and then burn it in a ritualistic remembrance of baby Caylee.
Others have offered Anthony larger sums for interviews, allowing her to keep her clothes on, yet requiring her to submit to a Polygraph, and be asked: Did you kill your daughter? Unfortunately, many of these “interview opportunities” have been proven false. The Hustler offer–it’s legit. Well, as legit as Hustler can be.
Obviously Anthony isn’t going to incriminate herself with an interview. Hate her or hate her, she’s not a dumb girl. She wasn’t like O.J., sitting behind the defense desk looking clueless until Johnny Cochran famously stated “If the glove…” Nope. She ran this trial like she ran the murder investigation…she ran ‘em both into the ground. Oh what a tangled web…you… …weave………………………………when…first–
Crap. That’s a tangled web! A web that was too tangled for the U.S. Justice system to decipher, which means it’s apparently perfect for nudity in Hustler.
Personally, I don’t see Anthony doing the spread. I have a feeling she’ll write a book, legally change her name and disappear to another English speaking country.