Which is ironic, because I know several hefty girls who SWEAR they look like Kim Kardashian, but they don’t have a litigious trigger-finger.
Or if they do, it’s too busy scooping frosting off of the cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory. Kim Kardashian is known primarily for being Kim Kardashian, a girl that has money despite her best efforts to spend it all and have no discernable talents or abilities. Except S’ing a good D. And getting peed on by R&B stars, the fact which will never stop being funny. ‘How’d you get famous?’ ‘Practice. Hard work at my craft.’ ‘How’d YOU get famous?’ ‘D’Angelo’s been drinking since twelve. And he’s afraid of public bathrooms. So he used my face. And took pictures of it.’
So she’s got a modicum of fame thanks to E!, a legion of bored people who I’ll never have conversations with, and vapid teenagers. Which would give anyone a sense of entitlement — now she’s launching a lawsuit against Old Navy. For hiring someone who looks like her in their ads — to the tune of 20 million dollars. Because her appearance is part of her INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS.
How dumb do you have to be? How dumb do you have to be? How DUMB do you have to be?
