Jersey Shore Season 4 Trailer Released

By Mark Lorenz on July 19th, 2011

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MTV is going to work this cast until there’s nothing more left of them than hair-grease and flaps of orange skin; the trailer for Jersey Shore season 4 has made itself onto the internet.

Guess what they’re going to be doing this year – guess. If you guessed fighting, drinking, and repeating that cycle for three months straight in Italy, you guessed right. If you guessed being paid more than a million dollars a person for that, you guessed right again.

Jersey Shore had collected itself a bit of a reputation before steamrolling into Italy, with mayors warning the residents of the filming, colleges banning their exchange students from drinking with them, and a general feeling of resentment from the Italian population. But, judging from the previews — that’s just going to result in more orange-skinned shells of woman chasing after the ‘bad boys’ from America. Kudos to you, self-hating foreign women.

On the plate? Snooki breaking glass, trying to hit Sitch, Sitch and Ronnie getting into a fight, Vinnie trying to learn Italian, Snooki getting into a car accident, the gang feeling like it’s a ‘once-in-a-lifetime experience’….for the fourth time running. Do they ever get tired of saying that phrase?

Watch the show, only if you want to give them more money.