Elin Nordegren Has A New Man

By Mark Lorenz on July 15th, 2011

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Remember when Tiger Woods was dominating the game of golf, and every white woman who dared to cross his path? Those were good days.

But now they’re over. Tiger Woods was outed as one of the greatest cheaters in history, and having more internal demons than a witch leaving Taco Bell. It took us a while to get past that terrible terrible comparison, but bear with me. Now Elin Nordegren is free to play the field and find someone as clean-cut and straight-laced as she seems to be. She hit the lottery, didn’t she? All she had to do was to tolerate Tiger’s presence for however many years, pop out babies, and now she gets to kick up her feet and have the pick of the planet around her. Which happens to be the scion of a billionaire.

Sources say the statuesque Swede managed to net herself Jamie Dingman, a man who specializes in Russian private equity funds who also owned an Indy car-racing team. He’s dated models before, and hopefully doesn’t bang waffle house waitresses without condoms.

So there you go. Both of these people have nothing to worry about. They could buy an island with their money, corral their money on said island, and then set it on fire.

So congrats to the happy couple.