You can’t make this stuff up. This is why I have no problem believing anything I see or read, and when things seem too weird to possibly be true–it is then, in all probability, absolute TRUTH.
Small Russian town: Meshchovsk. A Russian beautician: Olga Zajac. A robber: Viktor Jasinski.
Jasinski decided Ms. Zajac’s salon was an easy mark, so he attempted to rob the unsuspecting blonde, yet found himself to be the unsuspecting douche of the day.
Zajac, a black belt in karate, took Jasinski out with one hard kick, dragged him into the back of the salon, tied him up with a hair dryer cord, fed him Viagra, water and forced him into three days of sex slavery. You think that’s weird, right? It gets better.
Upon releasing him after she felt that he’d learned his lesson, or perhaps after she got her kicks, Jasinski went to local police to report his own kidnapping. In doing so, he had to admit that he had entered the salon with the intent to rob it. Police arrested Zajac who dropped this morsel, making this story one for the ages:
What a bastard! Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left.
Jeans. She bought him jeans.
So… technically, it wasn’t slavery. More of an indentured servitude with a completion bonus. Now, both are in jail awaiting arraignment. Geez. That’s good stuff.
Comments
Courtney
July 17th, 2011 - 5:46:05 PM
you know what would have made the story just a little bit better, if possible, if you had included how much 1000 roubles is in dollars. according to google, about $35.61.
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