Government Rules Marijuana Has No Medicinal Purposes

By Mark Lorenz on July 9th, 2011

There’s been a judgment passed down by the highest of high. The most righteous of right. The big dog. The top man upstairs. That marijuana has no medicinal purposes.

The point? To keep marijuana in the same drug class as heroin, a highly-addictive substance that people can die whilst injecting. I’m not a pothead, but anybody who equates the two is probably looking at them from a legislative point of view – nobody has died injecting pot into themselves; even though I’m positive people have been stoned enough to attempt it. Giant decisions like this make me think that people in the government have never tried drugs or seen them – up until the point they get caught with them.

But I’ll tell you this – good luck getting marijuana out of the places where it’s legalized – California and Colorado are currently having the time of their lives. They’re smoking so much pot that they’re forgetting they smoke it.

The more impressive thing is that it’s taken 9 YEARS for this kind of decision to be passed on by a higher court. 9 YEARS. If it took any individual person 9 years to make any kind of decision, they’d be dead. Or seriously in the need of a sandwich.

Comments

  1. Duncan20903

    July 9th, 2011 - 9:47:52 PM

    What is it with these comments sections that don't format? Equating cannabis to heroin is indeed absurd. But if you dig a little deeper you'll find that the Feds are also claiming it to be more dangerous than cocaine and methamphetamine, both in schedule II and available by prescription. http://www.rxlist.com/cocaine.htm http://www.rxlist.com/desoxyn-drug.htm The target patient for medicinal meth is school children between the ages of 8 and 12, for the ADHD you know. Medicinal meth is FDA approved for school children older than age 6. Just look at that little boy in the medicinal meth advertisement I've linked above. Isn't he just as cute as a button? It's not hard to see that he's beside himself with joy and knows he's one lucky little boy to have a prescription for medicinal meth. (Desoxyn®)

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