And nothing of value was lost.
Wacka Flocka Flame, a rapper’s name that I was mispronouncing up until ten minutes ago, has announced in dramatic fashion that he plans on quitting the rap game. Why? There are apparently a lot of ‘haters’ out there. Haters that make him much rather put in hours working at a Wal-Mart than behind a microphone. Wait a tic, has Wacka ever been inside of a Wal-Mart? Does he know that not only will he not be able to unionize – he won’t be able to wear gawdy, ostentatious jewelry and have sex with strippers that are inexplicably fans of his music? You clearly haven’t thought this through, Wacka. Which doesn’t surprise anyone in the least – because you’re named after a sound that a Muppet makes.
Wacka first posted a cryptic message on his Twitter, claiming that he wants to quit, then called into the Ryan Cameron show. Saying….and I’m serious….
“I’d rather work at Walmart than rap, and that’s my word on God. Yup, I put that on Jesus Christ. I’m not lying or nothing.”
That’s right. He’d rather be pulling down minimum wage than mad money for rhyming talent and exposure you only get once in a lifetime.
I say we let him.
Comments
Giovonta logan
July 15th, 2011 - 9:30:14 PM
Me personally I don't think he should quit at all. If I could talk to him I would tell him to stay in the rap game. Forget the fake people. Fake people and the drama is nothing but a sign that he is doing something good.
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