The old joke from Blazing Saddles comes to mind – ‘How could he do such incredible stunts…with such small hands?’
Proving that researchers are just as bored and horny as the rest of us, another survey about penis size has been released to the public that confirms everything you’ve thought about penis size…provided you’re a crazy person. The study, released by researchers in South Korea (of all the places to be worried about penis size), finds that two fingers can tell the tale of your manhood. All it takes is two fingers. Between the index finger and the ring finger – the shorter ring finger you have…’the longer stretched penile length you have,’ says Dr. Tae Beom Kim – professor of urology at Gachon University.
The most fascinating part about this? All the men who were surveyed were in the hospital for reasons UNRELATED to getting their penis measured. So they probably came in with some kind of serious illness, and as an added bonus, they get a helpful infograph about why it is they keep getting mistaken for women at a distance on the nude beaches.
Now instead of staring at people’s bulges, ladies – you’ll just have to hold their hands. Clever, clever.
Comments
anon
August 2nd, 2011 - 6:53:49 AM
You got it backwards. It's the ratio of index finger length to ring finger length. Therefore, the shorter your index finger in comparison to your ring finger, the larger your penis will tend to be.
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