You Want Speakers Shaped Like Your Own Head??

By Mark Lorenz on July 2nd, 2011

Sometimes people go overboard within the home entertainment milieu of their houses.

You like your face. It’s a shining beacon of everything that you represent – between your chipped teeth, bulbous nose, oversized glasses and giant ears – there’s beauty. Beauty enough to hang around your apartment in a seven-fold configuration? You betcha – there’s no better way to get prospective romantic partners used to your face than having her see it over and over again. If you could somehow program your face to emit sounds from albums and your television, that would also be for the best.

What am I getting at? There is a company now, who is offering us the service of fashioning speakers in the shapes of our faces. So if you’re like a model, someone who is used to seeing their faces emblazoned on magazines or in photos you take in your mind – your dream has come true.

Or if you have exaggerated facial features. I don’t think American Psycho-ish speakers lying around your house can ever be considered a bad idea.

The speakers are made from resin, and if you want one, you’ll have to e-mail Richard Grant. But realistically, if there’s one thing a pimped-out pad needs, it’s more head.