Let this be a lesson to all of thee, twenty-something birds flapping about Hollywood, showing off their wizard sleeves to Hollywood directors and blabbing to all their friends about it – it looks bad.
Not just to the rest of the world, to your employers. By now you might’ve read about the aptly named Beejoli (Beej. Apropos.), who sent an e-mail blast to no less than 15 of her friendsicles describing her sexual exploits. If you’re using friendsicles as a greeting to a length e-mail describing how Quentin Tarantino jacked off on you while sucking your feet – you deserve whatever comes to you.
That’s the crux of the story, by the way. She was at a party for the New York Yankees, celebrities showed up, including Quentin Tarantino and Jamie Foxx, she bounced with them. The e-mail is rife full of details about how she’s a screw-up and not all that uninteresting, belying her tone of being completely infatuated with the sound of her own voice.
Unsurprisingly, when she showed up today for work she was either so humiliated be her own lack of tact, or her bosses so disappointed that she’d circulate things about Lord QT, she left her job with her head between her legs.
Still better than her normal state, which is having her head between someone else’s.
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