Flesh-Eating Cocaine Is Terrorizing New York and Los Angeles

By Mark Lorenz on June 29th, 2011

This means you, people chilling in the meatpacking district, listening to the ear-anesthetizing humdrum that is house music — your flesh will be eaten off soon. And not in a cool ways, bro.

Cocaine is something that people do when they want to feel amazing about themselves and quash any uncertainty, but more typically the drug makes you into a babbling asshole with a bunch of energy without an endeavor to put it in. Which makes me happy that while people are subtley supporting terrorism in the places in South America where coca is dragged out of the jungles and processed — there is a bacterium subtley eating away their faces when they just want to party. Some dude was trying to bounce girls back to his apartment with the justification of having cocaine — and their faces were eaten. He could’ve invited them back to see his rabid badger and the same thing would’ve happened…it’s just much harder to snort rabid badger.

Cocaine is increasingly being cut with the vetrinary drug levamisole, which is causing the humdinger of a problem. The DEA estimates that 82 percent of the cocaine they seize is cut with the drug.

So enjoy your temporary high, and winding up looking like Two-Face.

Comments

  1. psycho

    June 30th, 2011 - 10:49:03 AM

    hoax!

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  2. Liam Nisbet

    October 6th, 2011 - 6:25:25 PM

    i bet the government is behind all this and the DEA. what drug dealer would want to destroy his profit off his supply and almost make most users want to quit after using this coke cut with this stuff. Im sure the dealer would want to use at least baking soda so that everyone does not stop using cocaine. obviously someone wanted everyone to either die and/or get serious flesh eating diseases that uses cocaine to shorten the population of the massively over populated earth or just to stop people from using the drug its self. i think im going to start staying away from this stuff now i dont want any flesh eating disease on my skin!

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