Stephen Colbert is an incredible force of comedy hurricanes wrapped up in a carbon frame. How cool is Stephen Colbert?
He’s cut a song with Jack White. The universe technically shouldn’t be here anymore – it should have been blown by from the cosmic winds from such a masculine and virile collaboration. Jack White has been known to record everyone from Wanda Jackson to people who specialize in different accents – now he’s recorded a follow-up to Stephen Colbert’s mock up of an 80’s New Wave song, ‘Charlene (I’m Right Behind You)’…called ‘Charlene II (I’m Over You)’. The only difference between the two is that the second will actually be available on vinyl copies, including red white and blue copy – Third Man Records is known for making unique and eye-catching vinyls.
What does this mean? Colbert is officially a Grammy-winning recording artist. Stephen Colbert has more Grammys than Elliott Smith – an impressive figure when you’re considering the span of one side’s recorded history versus the other.
Personally, I’m happy that Colbert is able to share his angelic voice with the masses. Anything to distract people from The Black Eyed Peas, I am in full support of. This includes committing mass crimes.