Anthony Weiner has Always Been Crazy

By James Sheldon on June 15th, 2011

Honestly, when you grow up with the last name Weiner, what else could become of you? You could win any election based on comedic value alone. You’re either going into politics or the restaurant business.

Perhaps if Anthony Weiner opted to develop a chain to compete with Weinerschnitzel, he’d be enjoying life a lot more right now. I dunno. Speaking of Schnitzel, why can’t anyone say Weinerschnitzel–it’s not WeinerSNITCHEL…the hot dogs don’t tell on you… Digressing.

Anthony Weiner has apparently always been a wild man in front of a camera. The National Enquirer–aka the best news source in the world behind Al Jazeera–released photos of a young Anthony Weiner sporting some interesting outfit choices.

As you can see, the young lad in the bra–that’s Anthony Weiner.

Sure. Fraternity-style nonsense, and honestly, sexting with someone he shouldn’t have been–eh, that pretty much means that he’s still got a solid slice of university antics still swimming around in his bloodstream.

Yeah, he’s a douche for doing what he did, but zebras don’t change their stripes just because you put them in the zoo.

These photos were apparently taken at SUNY Plattsberg, during a Secret Santa exchange. Interesting choice of elf costume.

No worries, Weiner. It’ll all fade, and most people who are aware now will forget in the near future. Lessons learned.

If you need to look to an example, simply consider Marv Albert. In the meantime, if you have any more compromising photos, you might as well offer them to the media so at least you’re profiting from this.

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