It won’t end. It won’t ever end. We’ve made these people famous, now they’ll be haunting us until the end of days, until a giant earthquake wipes out what we know is civilization. Jersey Shore is coming back for a fifth season.
The first season was in Seaside, and took people who thought they were rock-stars and put them in a situation where they became rock-stars – the second was in Miami, where they were able to pick up as many STD’s as possible and pump their fists to as many fat tunes – then they brought them back to Seaside, where they were able to expand their influence and turn Jersey into even more of a hotbed of disease. Now they’re over in Florence, where the production company is paying locals to be background for the show, staging shenanigans, and being the shady network that we know them to be. Now MTV has come out saying that a fifth season is already in the work.
Where will they go next? Let’s start a petition together to send them to Antarctica. Please. If ‘The Situation’ somehow got violated by a penguin, it’d probably be the greatest thing ever to air on television.
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