Gilbert Arenas Offers Live Tweets on Blind Date

Gilbert Arenas.

This guy. He’s another who I’m not quite sure about. Is he really as vapid as he comes across, or is he always laughing to himself: “I’m gonna keep playing these fools while they pay me millions to play basketball.” I have to lean toward the former, based on the whole gun in the locker room incident. And, well, the fact that he was tweeting while on a blind date, lambasting the poor girl for her choice of clothing, and her eating habits.

Gilbert began to tweet apparently to seem disinterested…you know, to manipulate his date into thinking she needed to try harder. Then he proceeded to make a few choice comments about her clothing. One highlight:

Another:

And they want me to go in public with her..I thought she had a bunch of stretch marks but it was just her shirt..lookn like SIMBA

Admittedly, that’s some funny stuff, but devoid of class, which AgentZero seems to continually display. Once at the restaurant:

This dragon can eat….I’m glad were at a all u can eat… She went to the rest rm..I think I’m busted you guys. Her friend texted her

A bad blind date, fine, but really? You’re a millionaire and taking your date to an all-you-can-eat joint? While that seems hard to believe, maybe it should come as no surprise. I really don’t understand how Gilbert Arenas is single–he’s definitive class.

What do you think? Were his tweets out-of-bounds? If you want more of the daily entertainment, you can find him @AgentZeroShow.

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One Response to Gilbert Arenas Offers Live Tweets on Blind Date

  1. Tell Akeem to get a life.