God, I knew Sarah Palin running for President would be the best thing for comedy that’s happened in the last 30 years. And the worst thing for women. And therefore the most hilarious.
Sarah Palin is very confused about many things, most notably about her own qualifications. After you write a book and quit a job, you are then qualified to run for President – which means that most of Motley Crue and Iceberg Slim could conceivably go off and run for President. As President, you must be knowledgeable about American history – so it’s weird why Sarah Palin on a recent campaign stop did that thing where she opened her mouth and out came pouring a weird mixture of words, facts that aren’t true, and the kind of smiling you do when you’re thinking about eskimos churning butter. Because that’s where she should be. In a frozen tundra, trying to make butter.
I really want Sarah Palin to be elected President just for the novelty, because since the dawn of time, America has been free from having an idiot queen. The above clip is her talking about the story of Paul Revere and somehow inserting second-amendment gun rights into it.
How does she do it? She has magic hair that whispers to her.
Comments
Angel
June 6th, 2011 - 4:22:01 PM
I wonder if at any time the republican party looks at Sarah Palin and is appalled and embarrassed by this woman! As an American all I can think of when I hear her act like she knows what she's talking about is how much I wish she would go away..........
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conservative
June 11th, 2011 - 4:10:26 AM
i am sure you know by now that she was correct
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