Have you ever wondered where Glenn Beck would take his media empire beyond the kitsch gifts of GOP tears, books, and television shows? Look no further than the bedroom of your teenage siblings.
For a book, you perv. You’re going to be looking for a book. In news that would shock anybody who doesn’t know what strong economic pillars Young Adult books are to the publishing community. They’ve brought us everything from angsty wizards to angsty vampires, finally winding up with angsty greek Gods, and spies. So for any of you who have been fans of Beck’s past literary offerings, you’re going to be let down when you’ll only find high school angst, and a child with Tourette’s. In what has to be shades of his own unhappy childhood, the character feels like an outsider until he realizes that he has powers. Mercury Ink has announced that Michael Vey : The Prisoner of Cell 25 will be written by Richar Paul Evans, the author of The Christmas Box.
This will be a trainwreck on the level of the Spiderman musical that Beck adores. Can you imagine a powerhouse publishing company taking time off from decrying the liberal agenda into making teenager’s hearts a flutter and their chests-a-pounding? Here’s the release.
“To everyone at Meridian High School, Michael Vey is an ordinary fourteen-year-old. In fact, the only thing that seems to set him apart is the fact that he has Tourette’s syndrome. But Michael is anything but ordinary. Michael has special powers. Electric powers.”
I really hope there’s a gratuitous scene where somebody masturbates to Fox News. You know they thought about writing in it. There’s no shame in hoping.
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