Justin Bieber’s Perfume Advert Is The Funniest Thing You’ll See Today

By Mark Lorenz on May 24th, 2011

Hey, men. Readers of the site. Purveyors of everything that is good, you’ll be pleased to know that like most other pop stars with any ounce of business acumen – Justin Bieber is releasing his own fragrance. For women.

Where most celebrities release scent products for people of the corresponding gender, Bieber has realized that he doesn’t want to make a cologne for gay men in their 30’s and 40’s – his predominant male fanbase. So he’s instead opted to make a perfume for girls. A perfume so they can enter in the world of Justin Bieber. Oh, yeah. They can enter into a world where terrifying Christian stagemoms make your perform on the street, you somehow strike it rich, and then get swept up in the fickle world of teenage celebrity. They can enter a world where your body retains the features it had when you were 12ish, trapping you into being as short as Selena Gomez and eternally youthful – and not knowing how to act around Jewish people.

The fragrance is called ‘Someday’. As in ‘Someday’ Justin Bieber will go the route of the Jonas Brothers, and we won’t have to deal with his handlers milking his boy veins for the sweet money that’s inside of them.