You might be one of the millions of people that enjoy watching the Jersey Shore. You might be like me, and enjoy it as a sociological experiment and are now embarrassed that these people will be set for life.
You might want the cast members to stop being polite and start being real – real violent towards one another. Seriously, if they just started stomping each other out of existence it’d get rid of all of the future work I’m going to put in to be known as ‘The Jersey Shore’ arsonist. Because I’m going to set fire to their houses and beloved pets. If you’ve been watching since the beginning, you’ll know that the show has gone from people with an over-inflated sense of self confidence who THINK they’re rockstars to people who are actually rockstars. And that the show is now predominantly about Sammi and Ronnie’s abuse relationship with each other; they are the most annoying people in the world, next to ‘The Situation’.
Who apparently got between a giant blow-up between Ronnie and Sammi. Ronnie, every bit the measured man we know him responded by raining blows on his Squidward-looking face.
Keepin’ it 100, give it up for Ronnie. Now if he can punch himself, it’ll be a good week.
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