Has everyone gone crazy? Is nothing sacred anymore? A movement by health-food organizations is trying to unseat the one man who brings everyone joy worldwide – Ronald McDonald.
There are people sharpening up their soy pitchforks to spear Ronald in his giving charitable heart, because they say that clowns entice children to become addicted to fast food and then become obese. Okay, barring the fact that clowns don’t usually entice anybody to do anything – when was the last time you saw kids running towards a middle-aged man in make-up? People hate clowns. And you should all be embarrassed that this is the point we’ve gotten to in clown scapegoatism. Some clowns don’t murder people or molest children, or encourage your children to get fat. Some clowns only want to bring joy and encourage the kind of laughter that has been stored up in the backs of their heads – it’s the ones who rape and force-feed children evil burgers that are giving them a bad name.
But those clowns aren’t Ronald McDonald. Ronald McDonald starts charitable organizations. If your child is fat, chances are you made him that way – and if you allowed creepy clowns to make him that way – it’s your fault.
Your fat freaking child is your own fault.
Comments
Ruilt
May 23rd, 2011 - 6:24:13 AM
You're right, its the parents fault for making their children fat, not Ronald, Not the taco bell dog, not Wendy, nor the King himself. Fast food restaurants aren't supposed to be places to get every day meals from. While many have taken strides to offer healthier meals, they can only do so much. In the end its the parents who are responsible for setting examples for their children and ordering them the healthier foods, not some mascot. If parents don't want their kids to get fat then they should cut down on visits to the local FF joints, stop stocking their pantries and cabinets with junk foods, make their kids exercise more often and maybe their kids wont get fat.
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